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Angelica Nwandu is the founder of the Shade Room (TSR), an Instagram-based media company focused on celebrity gossip. The site has since branched out into covering politics and focusing on Black culture news. The Shade Room has over 20 million subscribers across all platforms. Nwandu was dubbed \"The Oprah of our generation\" by Refinery29 and a \"celebrity culture savant\" by Complex. Time magazine named TSR in the 30 most influential on the internet in 2016. The New York Times called the Shade Room \"Instagram's TMZ\".
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Borealosaurus is a genus of titanosaurian sauropod dinosaur from the Late Cretaceous of northern China. The type species is Borealosaurus wimani, which was named in 2004.
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